smashbauchman:

i think its really funny when you don’t ever think about someone but they seem to think about your life way too often and always have shit to say. like, stop hating on the fact that i’m a unicorn and you’re not. eat shit and die.

this is my entire life in a nutshell. i would say this is a hearbeat. sometimes i think i would be best friends with some of my tumblr followers.