February 2012
32 posts
Which baby are you? →
m3rmaids-island:
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality....
January 2012
92 posts
smashbauchman:
i think its really funny when you don’t ever think about someone but they seem to think about your life way too often and always have shit to say. like, stop hating on the fact that i’m a unicorn and you’re not. eat shit and die.
this is my entire life in a nutshell. i would say this is a hearbeat. sometimes i think i would be best friends with some of my tumblr followers.
HOW TO SURVIVE IN CALIFORNIA: i got 99 problems... →
smashbauchman:
hipsters in general kind of bother me. even though plenty of people think i’m one, when in reality, i just refuse to do my laundry or brush my hair. however, i do encounter hipster problems. a hipster problem is when your chai tea latte isn’t quite right, that girl you hate has the same TOMS as…
this is literal perfection.
